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07/12/2012
National Association of Power Engineers to Hold 2012 Convention in Philadelphia

Our "Cradle of Liberty," Philadelphia, PA will play host to the 130th national meeting of the oldest engineering society in the United States, the National Association of Power Engineers, Inc. The congress will be held from July 25th to July 28th. The setting for the convention is the Hyatt at Penn's Landing, one of the city's premier hotels. In addition to association business and networking, technical sessions (open to the public for fee) will be held on Thursday the 26th. Read more

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